Granted, most of the people who read this are going to be my mates from Interference. I'm fine with that. Hey, did you see what that one guy posted in the music thread? HILARIOUS.
That was an attempt at humor. Most of my blogs are going to be this.
Now then, I'm sure you're wondering what "Throw Rocks At Them!" means. Well, when people ask me for advice, this is most likely my response. Boyfriend's being a turd? Throw rocks at him. Computer froze? Throw rocks at it. Throwing rocks is a viable solution to any problem. It may not accomplish anything, but it's a good smart-assed answer. That being said, should I go off on a rant about something that aggravates me, I'm going to rate what sort of rocks I would throw at them, assuming throwing rocks was a socially acceptable solution to being irritated, as opposed to doing something healthy.
The scale shall go thusly:
- Gravel: Sort of irritated, but I'll get over it.
- River Rocks: Sigh.
- Boulders: Oh, goddamn it. (Cursing will abound here. I don't care if it makes me look unsophisticated or whatever. I like cursing.)
- Uluru (that great big, sacred rock in the middle of the outback in Australia. If you don't know what Uluru is, google it or gtfo): Kill it. With Fire.
- Waste of Perfectly Good Rocks: This designation is used when it'd be offensive to rock-kind to throw rocks at this person/situation.
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